Genre Shorties Prompt -- Week 139 Pam Thinks - Yikes

Hey, guys. Did I finally get the grammar right in the poem?

Looks good to me!

Ach! There just aren't enough household products (or, okay, ANY) named Tracy to get me in the same lucky situation as you!

So, you've learned that if you burn bacon long enough, it melts (and stinks to high heavens).

That is so cute..I am jealous! yours was perfect for you...
Sarah thinks Chuck is dead...seriously??

I am glad you did this..give you a fun little break from your big project!! you needed it!!

Who's Chuck?

Thanks, Sarah. Just wait what I have lined up for WWE. You can do anything and even though you don't like the challenges, I DARE YOU to meet that one, and this 100 word shorty, Genre Shorties.

Sarah thinks...

Yeah, yeah - I have mischief up my sleeve.

haha..i do like the challenges..

Mary Ann thinks she is Ginger.

That one must have something to do with Gilligan's island.

Mary Ann shouldn't think that because most men prefer Mary Ann over Ginger.

Pam thinks that Ginger has my problem. :D

That was great and don't worry about the burned Spam. Even burned Spam is great -- just my opinion.

Thanks for posting to the Wall of Spam on The Triple Name Club where it's now featured.

Good grief, Len. When I come over to your place, I think I'll just settle with a beer. Unless, of course, someone else is cooking.

Thanks for the feature, I think. No, really, I think I thank you. Maybe I'll go watch "Monk" and stop thinking.

Ack, Spam, I had all I could handle in the Air Force. In Alaska they served us Frozen Spam on a stick, I don't think they planned it that way, but there was this alert...

So, if you burn spam long enough, does it melt like bacon?

I have never heard of a food called spam..i just looked it up..canned processed meat?? i have never heard or tried it..sounds unpleasant..

David, my first trip to Vietnam we had some kind of mixup with our deliveries and we ate Spam every meal for close to a month. I still love the stuff.

No, Pam, it's pure ham and pork.

Sarah, if you've never had it, you owe it to yourself to try it. You'll either hate it or love it. I happen to love the stuff.

Yuck and yucky. That stuff's been around since you were born, Len. I guess I'm on the really dislike list.

We used to love it, fried with slices of canned pineapple. But it was very salty. I have not had it for a long time.

Why do I think you're on the way to the grocery store?

DON'T DO GOOGLE, HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH WHAT HAVE.. THANKS FOR SHARING.

Thank you, Larry.

So don't cook spam. Try Beef Wellington.

My kitchen might get angrier with me if you told me what in the world that is.

We wouldn't want that.

First time I received spam in an email and didn't delete it. Quite good poetry for a person who doesn't like poetry.

It wasn't me - I swear! It wasn't from me.

LOL..great job Pam.

Thanks, Jax. Hope things are starting to go smoothly for you. :)

Interesting set of parameters - just for fun I tried this and it showed me Bernard Shaw - he's everything he thinks he is etc..though I won't go into specific details. A fun prompt no less

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Details, please. Bernard thinks ...

In response to Google Search on 'Bernard thinks'

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George Bernard Shaw - Wikiquote
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WikiQuote:George_Bernard_ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw. From Wikiquote. Jump to: navigation, search. I hear you say "Why?" Always "Why?" You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream ...

Quote by George Bernard Shaw: He knows nothing; and he thinks ...
www.goodreads.com/.../41384-he-knows-nothing-and-he-thinks-he-...George Bernard Shaw - "He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career."

George Bernard Shaw Quotes (Author of Pygmalion)
www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/5217.George_Bernard_Shaw50+ items – 368 quotes from George Bernard Shaw: 'Life isn't about finding ...
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” ― George ...
You see things; you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say ...

George Bernard Shaw Quotes
quotes4all.net/george%20bernard%20shaw.html24 Quotes by George Bernard Shaw: "If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange ... He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything.

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Great quote, I think. Oh, heck, I know because I know everything, I think.

You could always try watching the Food Network. Great stuff.

Oh, new ways to burn food? Thanks, Anita.

Over there they call it "blackened, Cajun style".

Sounds tasty. Cajun style spam.

Okay, Anita, I have to try that. I love Cajun food and have blackened just about everything. I'm going to have to try that with Spam. Thank you.

You two are nuts!

ha,ha...beautiful!...Pam spray and burnt spam...your humor is delightful, my dear...more please...I love to chuckle...chuckle, chucle...see, that last one was surreal

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I googled chucle, just in case it was a word. :D

I love it when you chuckle. Thanks, Richard and thanks bigly for the feature.

You are one PAMpered chef!
Definitely cooking with this shortie!

Ooohhhh, Liz. You have such a fun way with words.

Ha, ha Pam!

Thanks, Angela.

Oh, very good! I use Pam spray all the time! From now on, I will think of you!

That sure gives me that warm fuzzy feeling. LOL As long as it's you doing the cooking, life is good.

Wow. Pam seems to be cooking challenged. I don't like to cook, but I can .... poor Pam. How are you at opening a can of soup or scrambling an egg? That's survival food. When I taught my boys to cook I taught them how to heat up a can of soup and how to scramble an egg and then told them that they could now survive in the big wide world. LOL! My daughter is a gourmet cook and I can guarantee that she didn't learn from me. She actually likes to cook, LOL.

I'm sorta okay with the can opener, but you wouldn't want my greasy, burnt scrambled eggs.

Ask your daughter if she'll feed me?

Clever you!

Sending you supper, via the great Gather satellite in the sky.

Weird you should say that. My muse is out of his box and he's telling me to write about a supper somewhat like that. My muse is getting weird on me.

Um, thanks, Barbary.

LOL!!!!!

I would eat burned Spam!

You, Len and Anita are all invited over then. Me, I think I'll have a beer supper. I haven't yet burned beer.

LOL!

Well, I want beer too!

I loved it!

I loved it

I loved it

I love you're pictures 3 times over too. :)

This was great!

Thanks, Terry. It's quite a compliment coming from you.

Very clever poem! But don't forget that pantry staple: sPam!

Took me awhile. sPam's smiling.

Hey, when are you going to submit your stories to TSII? I know I sent you the form. Nag, nag, nag - that's my official title, so I figure I should live up to it.

I think you just need a spoon to eat from the can of Spam.

Maybe it would be edible if I had your beans to go with it.